God rest you weary separatists
Let nothing you dismay
Remember how your thin-skinned hurt made Christmas go away
To save us from religion's snare
And keep the creche at bay
Oh tidings of bah and humbug,
bah humbug
Oh tidings of bah and humbug.
We must not say the dread C word
Instead say holiday
For if someone should utter such it could produce dismay
And their offense is too intense
It makes them run away
Oh tidings of bah and humbug,
bah and humbug
Oh tidings of bah and humbug
The ACLU huffs and puffs
Whenever they do see
A baby in a manger sitting by a Christmas tree
For Jesus brings them no delight
On public property
Oh tidings of bah and humbug,
bah and humbug
Oh tidings of bah and humbug
Though citizens throughout the land
Think these displays are blessed
The separatists are angry oer the one who is distressed
And rather than just get along
They sue and bring unrest
Oh tidings of bah and humbug,
bah and humbug
Oh tidings of bah and humbug
The ACLU gets angry
If you mention Christmas trees
And when you do theyll try to sue and get attorneys fees
Theyll throw a fit and yell and spit
Until youre on your knees
Oh tidings of bah and humbug,
bah and humbug
Oh tidings of bah and humbug
So if you love the season
Dont be cowed by these mean types
And remember the reason
And not all the silly hypes
And celebrate it proudly and ignore their petty gripes
Oh tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy
Oh tidings of comfort and joy
HERE'S A PDF FILE LINK FOR YOUR RIGHTS IN THE PUBLIC SQUARE FOR CHRISTMAS...
http://www.saychristmas.org/docs/christmas_booklet_2006.pdf
MERRY CHRISTMAS, YA'LL!
MERRY CHRISTMAS, YA'LL!
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